Pokemon 666 Hell Version

I have been a pokemon fan for thirty years. I loved the game yellow and so i wanted to play another pokemon game. i shouldnt have done that. I went around the town and then i went to gamestop. i asked if the clerk had pokemon and he screamed in bloody murder and give me a pokemon game. He said GET IT OUT OF HERE! I DONT WANT IT!!! I wondered why he gave me free game and i asked him how much it cost if he was actually give me the free money game. He looked at me and cried, and then he had a heart attack when he saw the case cover. I left him a tip on the counter and left. I was so happy with my game and i ran home and hurried and put it in my playstation 3 and booted it up. I was weirded out because the gamefreak logo was red and had hyper realistic blood splattered all over it. I thought it mustve just been a glitch. a few seconds past and then my jaw dropped when i saw the menu. Red had his guts ripped out and all over the screen and he was crying blood tears and looking at the screen with an ugly face. It must have been a glitch. i press play and then the menu screamed really loud and played song of healing backwards. i think that was a glitch. a hyper realistic hand grabbed my head out of the screen so i screamed and then turned the ps3 off and then ate cereal and went to sleep. i woke up at black midnight and i saw the tails doll on my bed. it said it wanted to be the very best like no one ever was, and had red's face sewn on it. it started laughing menicachly and slit my neck. later that night i restarted the system and then played it again. this time red face was gone and then he came out of the screen and killed me. i died and then turned the system off and screamed at the screen for five minutes and then ran away to the streets and then sonic camee out with bloody eyes and cried and then stabbed me. i decided to go back to sleep and i woke up and write this and then i got stabbed to death by jeff.